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Fark finally came out with it’s best headlines of the year, and there’s a couple of really good ones. Bear attack victim had ‘tender heart,’ according to friends, family, bearBingo hall worker B-10 and robbedBlind man reunited with missing seeing eye dog (as far as he knows)Popping vitamin pills could increase your chance of [...]
Fark finally came out with it’s best headlines of the year, and there’s a couple of really good ones. 
Bear attack victim had ‘tender heart,’ according to friends, family, bear
Bingo hall worker B-10 and robbed
Blind man reunited with missing seeing eye dog (as far as he knows)
Popping vitamin pills could increase your chance of dying by five percent. Great, now I have a 105 percent chance of dying
Mom wants schools to ban books filled with sin. There goes my trigonometry textbook
Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery
Steve Yzerman’s No. 19 jersey retired by Red Wings, placed in the Scrabble hall of fame
Homosexuality can be turned on and off in fruit flies, allowing them to just be flies
Searchers think they have found a sunken WWII submarine in the Bering Sea, hope it doesn’t turn out to be an optical Aleutian
Which ones did you like? — livejamie
“Flashlight charged with battery” is bleeding classic
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